This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Potions Brewed:	151

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3762	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2982	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3043

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Red&Co

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Dragon Eggs Found:	4812	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Towns Built:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Farms Harvested:	189
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!