This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1006
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dimension Hops:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Villages Defended:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7520
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Magic Items Found:	7727

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Divine Spears Created:	18
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!