This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	341	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	72107
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crops Grown:	4634

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3153	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2649	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Villages Defended:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6728	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	50
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2309	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.