This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5042	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AMinecraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Celestial Expanse

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4179
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Rodion Network

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RODION NETWORK We are a small minecraft community looking further into growing and make people have a fun time with their friends or knowing new people that play our server. Our current gamemodes are: » Skyblock: A basic OP Skyblock that hastons of features that are listed below: Slime Fun Minions Auction House Mayors Custom Enchants Daily Rewards And much more! IP: play.rodion-network.com Store: https://rodion-network.com/store

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MassCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison

MassCraft is a MMO Minecraft server with the best gamemodes! Come join in for Faction | Creative | Economy and More! Our friendly Admins will make sure you have a good experience. We are also a small and dedicated server to help give the best performance to all of our players. Head over to our website for more info!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HOMIE SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

[1.20.4]Homie SMP is a new server made by a couple of friends, Custom made with alot of fun plugins to keep you entertained the whole time! We have Quests, Crates, Mob Arena and more! Join today and give us a try, let us know what you think and if you want something we could add it 🙂

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3035	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Melvinnoob SMP

Survival

Melvinnoob smp is a NON pay to win minecraft server but feature lots of fun command. its base on simple survival minecraft but with shop gui and other cool stuff.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MUGEN

Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

welcome to mugen!!on this server we provide minigames like skyblock!! You definitely won’t get bored because it has very unique features is sf JAVA│◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ VERSION : 1.8.7 – 1.20.1 BEDROCK │◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ PORT :3037 │◆ VERSION : 1.16 – 1.20+

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Skull Network

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

SKULL NETWORKx Custom Enchantments x Land Claim x Marketplace x Player Skills, Warps, Shops, trades, jobs, Quests x 24/7 Active Players x Custom Ranks x Custom Crates x Hiring Staffs x Daily Rewards x More Coming Soon

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	249	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MC Flow

Cross-Play, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Explore our survival world with PvP 1.8 and unique features. Enjoy VIPs, epic events, mystery boxes, rewarded votes, and a vibrant community. Updated World: World generated in version 1.20.2, more world with different resources. Server with PvP 1.8. Exclusive VIPs: Special benefits, exclusive commands and events for VIPs. Mystery Boxes: Discover exclusive items and surprises when you open boxes with keys. Rewarded Votes: Contribute by voting daily and receive exclusive rewards. Epic Events: Exciting challenges and memorable celebrations. Battle Pass, Incredible Missions, Spawners, Weddings, Casino, Duels, Pets, Duels, Museum of unique items and much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

fate x network

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where adventure knows no bounds! Immerse yourself in a world of RPG bosses, mythical PvP battles, and the creative challenge of Skyblock. Engage in epic quests against powerful bosses, test your skills in intense PvP showdowns, and build your own floating paradise in the sky.But that’s not all – our server is packed with amusing features, easter eggs, and unique events that will keep you entertained. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, join our vibrant community for laughter, camaraderie, and endless fun. Explore the magic of RPG, mythical PvP, Skyblock, and more, making our server a truly exceptional Minecraft experience!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SkyHub

PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to SkyHub, the ultimate SkyBlock experience! Immerse yourself in a sky-high adventure where you start with nothing but a floating island and your wits. Build and expand your island, conquer challenges, and unlock new dimensions of creativity. With custom features, challenging quests, and a vibrant community, SkyHub promises an unparalleled SkyBlock journey. Join us and elevate your gameplay to new heights!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ZombiEra Official

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to ZombiEra Minecraft server!Dear Minecraft enthusiasts, experience a unique zombie apocalypse on ZombiEra Official! Our custom plugin transforms the vanilla Minecraft world for an unparalleled gaming experience.Open Beta Now Live! Join, explore, and report bugs. Your feedback refines the game for you.Your Ideas Shape Us. Be part of our community-driven server! Share suggestions, shaping the future of ZombiEra Official.Server Details: Version 1.18.x to 1.20.x, Platform: Java EditionEmbark on the ZombiEra journey today! Join us in creating an epic Minecraft apocalypse. Sincerely, ZombiEra Official Team

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2827	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Villages Defended:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SpillZone

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to SpillSone Norwegian Minecraft Server!Game zone consists of several game zones, which means that you can choose from * Survival * Towny * Vanilla (Whitelisted) * MiniGames (BedWars, BuildBattle, Parkour, The Lab, and PartyGames)You choose what suits you to play!But I recommend that you read the SpillSone.no website for more information!The server opens 28 January 2024

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3334	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).