This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	260

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

projectEnchantedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3634	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Ores Mined:	2339
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Emeralds Found:	9012
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	85	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Potions Brewed:	128	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ores Mined:	1445
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3018

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	133	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5603	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.