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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 4699 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
