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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 9112 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 4213 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
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plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
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