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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 9408 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 43 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
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