Thin Poly Condoms Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Love Letters Sent:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	4968	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

New Minecraft Servers

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plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.

so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4339

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Buildings Constructed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dimension Hops:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Votes:	3706	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mines Excavated:	3515
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1511	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1483
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	3511
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Players Killed by Monsters:	2246
Dragon Eggs Found:	8491	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Void Gems Collected:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Endless Night Skies:	4

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

bluefox.ink