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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6408 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
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