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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6200 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 419242 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
