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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7981 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 156 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
