TherapistGoneWild | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Animals Bred:	170	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Tired of playing funni block game by yourself? Join our smp , we offer: Java & Bedrock crossplay Large map to explore Towns & Nations Crack Events for rewards Cultures & Religions Player Economy Free Ranks 75+ Extra enchants An Active Community Participate in events for loot Premium Towny Expanisoms Optional PvP & Wars Up too 300 plus members joined our minecraft server!!! Join the VIVICAN Crack House today!! today!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Buildings Constructed:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8778	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

this is a Survival server get paid to play one person sleeps to make it day & we can sit down & no need to ever worry about losing your progress we have Rollback protection and a Jail for bad players this is a dedicated server and will always be here no server resets and Staff will always be there to help earn more perms the longer you play start earning your Rank Today.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ores Mined:	5774
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

The Vast – Roleplay, Worldbuilding & Geopolitics Come and join The Vast, a Minecraft 1.20.2 (ANY VERSION CAN JOIN) world-building server aiming to build an enduring, invested community. Create a nation and wage wars, come together to form alliances, and role-play until your heart is content. Some features of our server: 18+ Staff No donation or pay to win features Friendly active players Dynamic Map Discord-Minecraft Link Nations Plug-in Unique way to make money Join our discord server to get whitelisted and cement your place in our history books today! Whitelist turns off and on at different times. • Discord Server: discord.com/invite/QFge6wzgVF • Dynamap: 66.248.194.118:8888/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	630839
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	8786

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	282
Crops Grown:	9273	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ores Mined:	9820	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.