TheraBlock – Waste No Time, Craft Your Mind!

adoption, bribery, Communication Issues, Craft, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Therapy, family unity, Guilt, Mind, name change, Resentment, sibling relationships, step parent, step siblings, teenage perspective, teenage rebellion, TheraBlock, Therapy, therapy effectiveness, therapy sessions, Time, Waste

Welcome to the most dysfunctional family therapy Minecraft server you’ll ever join!

Are you tired of your mom and her husband trying to guilt you into changing your last name? Well, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to hear those requests again!

Join us and experience the thrill of being asked to leave the room 7 times in 2.5 months of therapy sessions! Can you beat that record?

Create your own therapy sessions where you can tell the therapist that you will never change your mind and refuse to accept another man’s name. The best part? You can end therapy whenever you want because, hey, you’re “just a kid” in Minecraft world!

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life family therapy and build your own world of chaos and fun, join us now! Let’s see if you’re the ultimate AITA in this virtual therapy world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 127 лвл, administrators, Anarchy, assistants, Bedwars, Buildings, Cheats, Clans, classic, DISCOUNTS, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, MineBars, Minecraft, Minigames, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Prices, Prison, Private, Promotional Codes, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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Top server for top players – MineBars!

★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

★ Experienced administrators and assistants

★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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★➜ IP – MBars.net

★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Towns Built:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, beautiful wife, chimera ants, Dark Continent Expedition, FANTASY, future king, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, leorio, Manga, Minecraft, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, Server, Yorknew City arc

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

2099, Ancient, common, Demon King, FANTASY, futuristic, humans, Magic, magic and technology, Maou, Medieval, Minecraft, MODERN, Monsters, Peace, rare example, smp, Story, technological world, Technology, thousand years, world

Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

Allergies, Boundaries, ceremony, comfort, compromise, dog, family, fear, fur baby, guests, love, Minecraft, pet-free, reception, rules, selfish, Server, sister, standing my ground, Support, Wedding, wedding gift, WeddingWoof

Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockCraftExCoworker

BlockCraftExCoworker, Blocking, bullying, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, dry humor, early starters, ex-coworker, fast food place, friendship, Group Chat, instagram, letterboxd, movies, sarcasm, Slacker, snapchat, social media, talking stage, unfollowing, work friends

So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Star Shards Collected:	126	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

confusion, Consciousness, disbelief, dream, DreamCraft, Experience, ILLUSION, imagination, lucid dream, Memory, mental state, Mind tricks, Perception, Reality, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vivid dream, waking up, WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3643
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LolCraft2021

amusing, chuckles, comedy, Comical, droll, Entertaining, Facetious, funny, gags, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jesting, jests, jocular, jokes, Laughter, LolCraft2021, rib-tickling, WHIMSICAL, Witty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, China, Defense, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, military exercise, military presence, naval drills, pacific ocean, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuvering, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tension, territorial dispute, war games

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ores Mined:	1326
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

arterial health, arterial plaque, Blood vessels, Buster, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular treatment, heart attacks, heart health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanoparticle infusion therapy, nanoparticle therapy, nanoparticle treatment, Pig, Pigs, PIXEL, plaque, plaque buildup, plaque removal, sticky plaques, stroke prevention, strokes, vascular health

come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NekoHosting Public Server

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EchoBoxxx

22+ Worlds, box server, Dimensions, EchoBoxxx, great community, join now, Keep Inventory On, minecraft server, Non Grindy, Prison, PvE, PvP

#1 Box Server!

22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

JOIN NOW!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Villages Defended:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6946

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

24/7, Claiming, crafting recipes, cream, Datapack, ENERGY, Gems, Grief, HACKING, Ice, Keep Inventory, lives, Means, negative value, Nobiamia, Players, Plugins, Powers, PvP, Revival, revival tome, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, space management, spectactor, Teams, Vanilla

Server Overview

Server Name	Nobiamia’s SMP
Max Players	25
Datapack	Bliss SMP’s datapack
Plugins	Server management plugins
Other Features	Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server?	25 players
Are there any mods on the server?	No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
How many chunks can a player claim?	Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
Is Keep Inventory on?	No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5?	The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
What are the server rules?	No hacking Don’t grief excessively Try not to die too much

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	2040
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

changes, Coaching, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Finally, Fixed, football, Game, Improvement, innovation, kickin, League, Minecraft, player performance, regulations, rules, Server, Someone, sports, strategy, Tactics, team dynamics, Technology

Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

abscess infection, animal, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal health, autopsy, BIZARRE, cat, Dead, death, Hole, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Pets, Rib, ribs, smp, strange, strange occurrence, veterinarian, Wall, wildlife, YARD

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LunchboxLolsMC

blended families, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, compassion, Conflict, custody issues, emotional impact, ex-partner, family dynamics, father figure, high conflict, judgment, LunchboxLolsMC, neglect, parenting, primary custody, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, school lunches

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.