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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5433 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of glitter. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls (seriously, they’ll be turned into fluffy bunnies).
So why settle for choice A or B when you can have choice OMG THIS IS AMAZING?! Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!