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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 871 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 644 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of glitter. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls (seriously, they’ll be turned into fluffy bunnies).
So why settle for choice A or B when you can have choice OMG THIS IS AMAZING?! Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!