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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 9509 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 175 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).
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So why settle for choice A or B when you can have choice OMG THIS IS AMAZING?! Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!