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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 4347 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 880 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).
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