TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	872865	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Crops Grown:	3304	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Star Shards Collected:	265	Dragon Eggs Found:	3957

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Enchantments Applied:	124

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Farms Harvested:	771	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Star Shards Collected:	128	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.