TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Crops Grown:	5504
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	185
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7342	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ores Mined:	1437	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Towns Built:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	247	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.