TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Emeralds Found:	6619	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
New Chunks Explored:	362076	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4826	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Falling into the Void:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Crops Grown:	3964
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Ores Mined:	7247	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3179	Buildings Constructed:	42
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Secret Passages Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	8372	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mines Excavated:	3012	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CrafterLife

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	1342
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.