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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3228
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Star Shards Collected:	293
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6829	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	4562
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Love Letters Sent:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension Hops:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Divine Spears Created:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.