Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
Alien Abductions: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Real Life NPC Server

    Real Life NPC Server
    yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

    well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

    plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

    so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 73 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Villages Defended: 13 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

    Angry Dems Crafty Tweets
    lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MysticHorizons MC

    MysticHorizons MC

    At MysticHorizons MC, we believe that Minecraft is more than just a game; it’s a gateway to endless adventures, creativity, and fun. Our journey began a few years ago under a different name, and for two wonderful years, we built a vibrant community of passionate players. Although we had to shut down temporarily, we are thrilled to return stronger than ever with a new name, new brand, and an innovative network that promises an unparalleled gaming experience.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 38
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Runes Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

    Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

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    Parallel Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds to face challenges, explore uncharted territories, and collect treasure while maintaining the vanilla essence of the game. With a vibrant community and regular updates, boredom is not an option here!

    IP Address play.parallelmc.org
    Discord https://discord.parallelmc.org
    Server Website https://www.parallelmc.org
    Server Photos https://www.minecraftforum.net/…

    Server Features:

    • NEW Tricky Trials Update
    • Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
    • Custom Features
    • Active, Dynamic Community
    • Participate in Lore
    • Active Economy
    • Quality of Life Improvements
    • NO LAG

    Server Rules:

    • No griefing/looting
    • No hacking
    • Respectful behavior towards other players
    • For full rules, visit website

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: What makes Parallel different from other Minecraft servers?

    A: Parallel offers a unique multiversal experience with rifts between worlds, custom features, an engaged community, active economy, and quality of life improvements.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join the server using the IP address play.parallelmc.org and also connect with our Discord community for updates.

    Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has rules against griefing/looting, hacking, and requires respectful behavior towards other players. Full rules can be found on the server website.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Ores Mined: 1764
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Times Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9337 Falling into the Void: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP

    What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as a sassy, dangerous fox! That’s right, you can roam the lands with your cunning wit and sharp claws, causing chaos wherever you go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fox Queen, who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into foxes with just a flick of her tail. Will you dare to challenge her and claim the title of Fox King?

    Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky chickens – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 94
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Villages Defended: 19
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CatWatch Minecraft Server

    CatWatch Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy cat ladies like the one in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few psychotic meltdowns (but only from the creepers, not the players).

    Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.

    So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Runes Activated: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4450 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CandleGateCraft

    CandleGateCraft
    Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

    Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

    Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Falling into the Void: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 305
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment

    PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with a bunch of certified psychopaths! From lava traps to TNT cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?

    So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelLoveCraft

    PixelLoveCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel closer to your fellow players than ever before? Look no further! Our server is so intimate, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a virtual hug with every block you break.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll swear you can hear the pixels whispering sweet nothings to you as you build your dream castle.

    So come on, join us and experience the most intimate Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve felt the warm embrace of our virtual world.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 192

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyRapeLawsInIndia

    CraftyRapeLawsInIndia
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where anything goes, just like the government in India thinking marital rape is A-OK!

    On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 123 Dragon Eggs Found: 6933
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoRoyalKingLineage

    NoRoyalKingLineage
    join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE with the last name King, König, Koning or Koenig is treated like ROYALTY! even if they never had any royal lineage, we will make you feel like the KING (or queen) you were always meant to be!

    imagine ruling over your own kingdom, complete with diamond thrones and creeper bodyguards. build majestic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle dragons with your fellow royal family members.

    but beware, there are rival families out to steal your crown and claim the throne for themselves. form alliances, wage wars, and show them who the REAL king (or queen) is!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the reign of the Kings, Königs, Konings, and Koenigs begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Animals Bred: 163 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5731 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tiny Tots Crafty Crew

    Tiny Tots Crafty Crew
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a preschool classroom kid and move like water molecules in da air! it’s like u in science class but way more fun cuz u can build stuff and blow stuff up! trust me, da physicists approve dis message. so come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Enchanted Factions

    Enchanted Factions

    Enchanted Realms – Premium Survival Experience IP: eu.enchantedfactions.com Version: 1.20+ Slots: Plenty for all survival enthusiasts!

    Custom Enchants – Discover hundreds of unique enchantments to make your gear even more powerful! Land Claim – Secure your land, build towns and villages, and protect them from other players! Custom Structures – Explore beautifully crafted and dangerous structures generated across the world, full of treasures and challenges you won’t find on regular servers! Quests System – Dive into intricate quests that guide you through the world, offering unique tasks and valuable rewards! Events and Special Missions – Participate in regular events, win prizes, and become a legendary survivor!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

    mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

    ? MineSlope – a new era of Minecraft servers!

    ✅ Several game modes, friendly players, active administration, comfortable plugins and unusual events – you will find all this on the MineSlope server.

    ? Find new friends, become a legendary player and build large-scale (and not so large-scale) projects on a new developing project.

    ? IP: mc.mineslope.ru

    ?️ Server version: 1.21-1.21.1

    ? Our modes:

    • Vanilla – vanilla survival according to all the canons of Minecraft. No private meetings, no teams, no creativity. Nothing extra: just you, other players and the world. Create your projects, build shops, farms and everything you want right here!

    • SlopeClassic—classic survival according to (almost) all the canons of old servers: privates, teams, cases, pvp, titles, auction, shops, warps, clans, work, custom enchantments. However, despite this, there is nothing superfluous on the server! Everything is set up simply and concisely, so you won’t see a bunch of endless garbage on your screen. And the main feature of the mode is the most beautiful world generation, which you will not find anywhere else. Play on SlopeClassic and become the most influential player on the server.

    Become part of a rapidly developing project, participate in events and competitions, become the best player!

    Have a nice game on MineSlope!

    Key words (for search):

    Best server! work, enchantments, crafts, clans, guilds, weddings, nothing more, private, without private, auction, ah, market, shops, economy, donation, sponsor, mineslope, mineslope, pvp, pve, levels, whales, sets, classic, vanilla, anarchy, market, rare wipes, pirated, without a license, parkour, events, events, competitions, spawn, survival, without commands, cases, with cases, without launcher

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Gods Slained: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 129 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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