Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Want to trade with them? Better bring your best llama impression!

2. We have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. But be warned, the chicken is easily offended and will peck anyone who gets too close.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT. He claims it’s perfectly safe, but we’re not so sure…

4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ patience). It’s the worst design change in the history of design changes, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

    What we got to offer!

    Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

    Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

    Crafty Denial Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Star Shards Collected: 95
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

    So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

    DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Ores Mined: 978 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ChiliCraftSecrets

    ChiliCraftSecrets
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

    Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

    Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

    ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP
    This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CraftyTruths

    CraftyTruths
    What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 9085

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BankruptCraft

    BankruptCraft
    Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Girl Power Zone

    Girl Power Zone
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Soul Soicety

    Soul Soicety

    Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Star Shards Collected: 248
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

    Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

    Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

    Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • GlutenGrieferCraft

    GlutenGrieferCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

    Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

    But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

    Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • RiskTakerMC SMP

    RiskTakerMC SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

    Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BlockyHurtHaven

    BlockyHurtHaven
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

    So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Alien Abductions: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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