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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Alien Abductions:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ScanFailCraft

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Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ObsidianAddictz

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Skillful Question Master

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so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Void Gems Collected:	23
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	5596	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

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EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2054	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	185	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Hold Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCrackheads

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Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1370	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3