The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Features Description
Proximity Voice Chat Makes it easier to meet new people, make new friends, and overall adds unexpected fun to the server
Custom Cosmetic Items Large amount of custom cosmetics available
Crates 4 permanent crates and seasonal crates that are temporary, all available through voting
Claims Used to protect players from griefing
Ban From Claims Ability to kick/ban players from your claim
Toggleable PvP Option to turn PvP on or off
Graves 3 graves with a 24h timer as a death punishment
Waystones Allows for teleportation to activated waystones

FAQ

What to expect?

TSG runs in Hard Mode with free gameplay and monetary gain through donations. Constant updates, server events, and community hosted events are a staple on TSG.

Is the server reset?

The Stone Golem server has never reset and will not reset in the future.

How can I join?

You can join the server using the IP thestonedgolem.live for Java and thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132 for Bedrock.

Are all features optional?

Yes, all features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can be toggled off for a fully Vanilla experience.

How can I get Crate keys?

Crate keys can be obtained by voting on the server.

Is PvP mandatory?

No, PvP can be toggled on or off based on player preference.

What is the Discord and Dynmap link?

You can join the Discord and view the Dynmap for the server.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Pixel Pervs & Procedural Paintings

    Pixel Pervs & Procedural Paintings
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Warm Cookies Edition, where you can indulge in warm cookies while building your virtual empire. But wait, there’s more!

    Previously on Face the Nation: Our server has been featured on national television, so you know it’s legit. Plus, we have guides that will blow your mind. Need a New User Guide? We got it. Want to control the net? We’ve got that covered too. And don’t even get us started on Block Merging – it’s a game-changer.

    But that’s not all! We have the ComfyUI, Automatic1111, Forge, SD.Next, and Easy Diffusion for all your Minecraft needs. And if you have an AMD GPU or CPU, we’ve got links for that too. Because why settle for anything less than the best?

    Looking for Models, Embeddings, Characters, Celebs, or even some fetish content? We’ve got you covered with links that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about our Wiki, LoRa Training, Tags for Prompting, and PonyXL Information – because knowledge is power, my friend.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, on this server, anything is possible – even warm cookies.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • LemonDropCraft: Where lemon drops and Minecraft blocks collide!

    LemonDropCraft: Where lemon drops and Minecraft blocks collide!

    Welcome to our insanely awesome Minecraft server where the only currency is lemon drops! That’s right, forget diamonds and gold, we only trade in the sweet and tangy goodness of lemon drops.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lemon Drop Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the most valuable treasures in the land – piles and piles of lemon drops! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Lemon Drop Dragon and claim your sweet rewards.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have candy-themed biomes scattered throughout the world. Explore the Gumdrop Forest, climb the Licorice Mountains, and swim in the Soda Sea. Who knew Minecraft could be so delicious?

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    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Star Shards Collected: 74
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyPotatoLand

    CraftyPotatoLand

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we solve all your diamond-hard problems! Are you struggling with issues because of a certain virtual character? Fear not, for we have the answers you seek!

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    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Magic Items Found: 8425

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

    Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

    Join us for the wildest adventure of your life as you navigate through our INSANE custom-built worlds filled with secret treasure chests, hidden dungeons, and even a talking llama that gives out free enchanted gear!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon who guards a mountain of diamonds bigger than your mom’s secret chocolate stash. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and claim your riches, but be warned, he’s got some killer dance moves!

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    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 253
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • GodlessCraft: Where Creepers Rule and Diamonds Drool

    GodlessCraft: Where Creepers Rule and Diamonds Drool

    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat? Well, look no further because on our server, When you die you will cease to exist!!!

    Join us for the ultimate challenge where every move you make could be your last. But don’t worry, we have unicorns that will guide you through the treacherous terrain and giant chickens that will protect you from harm.

    Oh, did we mention that if you manage to survive for 24 hours straight, you’ll be rewarded with a golden toilet that will grant you infinite power? Yes, you heard that right. A golden toilet.

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    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyGate – Where Bald Heads and Blocky Worlds Collide!

    CraftyGate – Where Bald Heads and Blocky Worlds Collide!
    🌋🔥🎮 Welcome to the most EXPLOSIVE Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🎮🔥🌋

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    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even the villagers have joined in on the chaos! You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise lava flood or a spontaneous diamond rain! 💎🌧️

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    And if you’re worried about missing out on the action, fear not! Our mods and patches are always up-to-date, ensuring you never have a dull moment on our server! 💻🔥

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    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: We Need Help LOL

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    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! 🚀

    Looking for a place where you can build your dreams, craft insane creations, and survive against all odds? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with dragons, unicorns, and even aliens! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server – will you be the one to find it?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Builder Bob, who can help you build the most jaw-dropping creations you’ve ever seen. Just be careful, because rumor has it that he’s actually a unicorn in disguise!

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    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8618 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Magic Items Found: 3024 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Blocky Baki’s LOL Land

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding, zombies that drop disco balls instead of rotten flesh, and skeletons that shoot arrows made of rainbows!

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant ender dragon that wears sunglasses and blasts dubstep music as it flies around. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a pet llama that can breakdance on command!

    And did we mention the treasure hunts that lead you to hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear? Or the custom skins you can unlock, like a suit made entirely of watermelon slices or a unicorn onesie that shoots glitter instead of arrows?

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    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Anon’s LOL Server 917029226

    Crafty Anon’s LOL Server 917029226
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and a whole lot of chaos!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken that shot fireballs from its eyes! It was a battle like no other, but in the end, the player emerged victorious and became the legend of the server!

    But that’s not all! We also have custom mini-games like Pig Racing and Creeper Tennis. And every Friday night, we host a massive party where players can show off their building skills and compete for the title of Master Builder!

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    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Zombie Dances: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

    Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

    Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyYagoo’s Shareholder Showdown

    CraftyYagoo’s Shareholder Showdown
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events and shocking plot twists that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Forget about yagoo and his boring shareholders, come join us and witness the EPIC battle between holostars as they fight for dominance in the Minecraft universe.

    Don’t miss out on all the fun and chaos, join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Anon’s Epic Block Party Server

    Anon’s Epic Block Party Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and mining? Well, look no further because Sex… with… is here to spice things up!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with sexy mobs, seductive landscapes, and steamy adventures. Who needs diamonds when you can have a hot date with a creeper instead?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, rumored to turn any player into a heart-throb hero in an instant. And don’t even get us started on the romantic dungeons filled with passionate puzzles and flirty traps.

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    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Zombie Dances: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 715 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Animals Bred: 28 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty Creeper Commandos – No Iranians Allowed!

    Crafty Creeper Commandos – No Iranians Allowed!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the Iranian Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps doesn’t stand a chance! Join us for some epic water blasting action as we take down oppressive regimes one block at a time.

    Our server is so lit that even civilians and army members from Iran are joining forces with us to overthrow the regime. The revolution is happening right here in Minecraft, and you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and excitement!

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    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Ores Mined: 3843 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Zombie Dances: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Minecraft Wasteland – Join the ‘/fog/ – Fallout General’ Server!

    Minecraft Wasteland – Join the ‘/fog/ – Fallout General’ Server!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, it’s like a dump truck full of diamonds just dumped all over your screen.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper tried to blow up this server, but instead, it accidentally blew up a village of villagers who were secretly plotting against us. So now, we have an entire village of zombie villagers roaming around, giving us free emeralds and trading us enchanted gear.

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    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Blocky Tears

    Blocky Tears
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as putting your phone under your pillow and playing heartbeat audios to feel like you’re snuggling with a giant Ender Dragon! 🐉

    Join us and experience the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by mischievous creepers who want to redecorate with TNT! 💎💥

    Our server is so epic, it’s rumored that Herobrine himself logs on just to challenge players to a dance-off in the Nether! 🔥💃

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life – complete with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and maybe even a llama riding a minecart! 🦙🚂

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Zombie Dances: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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