The Spanish Stefano Minecraft SMP

accolades, Achievements, argentina, athlete, barcelona, Di Stefano, football, goal scorer, History, iconic, International, la liga, legend, Minecraft, NT level, player, real madrid, Rivalry, smp, Soccer, Spanish, sports, Stefano, success

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so crazy that even Di Stefano himself would be amazed! That’s right, we’ve got Spanish flair and football legends roaming around our virtual world.

2. The only way to achieve true greatness in this server is by winning the title at the national team level with Argentina. It’s the ultimate challenge, but hey, nothing worth having comes easy, right?

3. We’ve got more LOLs and shenanigans than you can shake a pickaxe at. From building giant chicken statues to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	54
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlockBucks Adventures

Adventures, Blockbucks, career fulfillment, doing what I love, dream job, financial freedom, following my dreams, living my best life, living my ideal life, living without worry, no boundaries, no financial constraints, no limitations, passion project, pursuing my dreams, pursuing my goals, pursuing my passions, ultimate happiness, unlimited possibilities, unlimited resources, without financial worries

If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Potions Brewed:	130	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

Astronomy, Burned, burned out, Cosmic, Dark, Dead, Distance, Existential, Light, Mystery, night sky, past, Perception, Reality, SKY, speculation, Stars, theory, Time, Universe, unknown, Wonder

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	275	Crops Grown:	7378

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FreePvP

/warp box, Anarchy, Cross-Play, Explore, FreePvP, Friends, Kit, KitPvP, PvP, random people, Survival, Vanilla, world

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Animals Bred:	39	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

American politics, campaign trail, Campaigning, Democratic candidate, election 2020, Election boost, Election Coverage, election strategy, election tactics, Independent news, Joe Rogan Podcast, kamala harris, Kamalas, Media appearance, Minecraft, Political interview, political podcast, Presidential election, rogans, Server, Surprise, surprise appearance, trump, us politics, vice president

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ores Mined:	5174	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

African American, Animals, care, Cinema, civil rights, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Hollywood, injustice, Minecraft, Minority, Movie, negros, prejudice, racism, representation, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, thing.., unrealistic

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

Allowed, BlockyHub, career, career advancement, Communication, conflict of interest, Decision making, employee handbook, family, Financial Security, job promotion, job satisfaction, job security, loyalty, Marriage, personal values, professional relationships, Quitting, resignation, University, university policy, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	1335
Dimension Hops:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

chilling history, Dark History, disgusting events, disturbing facts, disturbing history, grim history, GrizzlyGrossHistory, grotesque events, gruesome atrocities, gruesome details, gruesome history, horrifying past, horrifying truths, macabre events, macabre tales, Minecraft, morbid history, nauseating events, repulsive facts, revolting events, shocking events, smp, unsettling stories

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyDisasterAdvice

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NextLevel Network

Factions, KitPvP, Minecraft Survival Factions KitPvP Community Alliance War Combat Skills Strategies Champion Territories Dominate Conquer Build Explore Thrive Rich Endless opportunities Action-packed arenas, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Nextlevel Network

Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Moonscape Network

advantages, creativity, economic burden, Engaging, fair, Friendly, Fun, harmful behavior, Items, Minecraft, Mini Games, Moonscape Network, multiplayer, Perks, Profanity, Server, Survival, Toxicity, UNIQUENESS, young audience

Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchantments Applied:	128
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, DISCOUNT, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3699	Void Gems Collected:	35
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

Adventure, building, Chill, Communication, Community, Cooperative, Craft, creativity, Exploration, Forgot, friendship, Fun, Gaming, glitch, hobby, Join, Kraken, McKraken, Minecraft, mojang, multiplayer, Patch, Relax, Server, smp, Survival, teamwork

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ChillCraft
Server Type	Survival
Server Rules	Cooperate on large builds, have Discord for communication
Description	Looking for chill people interested in helping fill out and enjoy the world, creating interconnected builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do I need Discord to join?	It is highly recommended to have Discord for communication purposes.
Can I join if I prefer playing alone?	While cooperation is encouraged, you can still join and play at your own pace.
Are there any banned items or behaviors?	There are no banned items, but griefing and inappropriate behavior is not allowed.
How do I join the server?	Message the server owner for the IP address and any additional instructions.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, 6.0 details, CA future plans, Concept Art, devblog, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, PALS, Patch 5.2, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, PIXEL, Roll Charts, Server, Steam, Tactics, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, TSD edition

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with battles, tactics, and total chaos!

Imagine a world where you can roll charts to determine your fate, just like in Total War: Warhammer! Will you conquer all or fall to your enemies? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special edition called Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties where you can rule like a true Egyptian pharaoh! Build pyramids, command armies, and unleash your inner Cleopatra!

And if that’s not enough, we have older titles that will transport you to a time of epic battles and legendary conquests. It’s like stepping into a time machine and becoming a warrior from the past!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this world of total war and pharaohs!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

+x, ◕‿◕, activism, aid, ame, Charity, Community, Development, donation, empowerment, humanitarian, Minecraft, Ngo, NGOs, non-governmental organization, Outreach, philanthropy, Pien, pixelated, relief efforts, smp, social work, Support, volunteer

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).