Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Gods Slained: 2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

    Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

    But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

    So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4117 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

    K I N O O O O  M i n e c r a f t  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 3074
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Star Shards Collected: 260
    Mines Excavated: 1703 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • DessertGateCraft

    DessertGateCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

    Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

    Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

    HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BoomBorder Minecraft Server

    BoomBorder Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Zombie Dances: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • TalibanTakedownCraft

    TalibanTakedownCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Ores Mined: 5950
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Emeralds Found: 4364 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

    Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun
    Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Aevorion Realms

    Aevorion Realms

    Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Pixel Land

    Pixel Land

    We invite you to our Polish BoxPvP server, where pure competition and skills count! Enter the arena, challenge other players and show who is the best. The server offers dynamic PvP fights in closed spaces, as well as a ranking system that allows you to track your progress. Collect resources, upgrade your equipment and climb to the top of the rankings.

    Regular events and PvP challenges await those who want to test their skills. No lag, no compromises – just pure combat. Join us and show your strength on the BoxPvP server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft

    TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft
    The owner of the server “TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER PURE SPAWN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Magic Items Found: 3444
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

    The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

    We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Falling into the Void: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Crops Grown: 6990

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyLoveTriangle

    CraftyLoveTriangle
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Zombie Dances: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • RocketRaidReporter

    RocketRaidReporter
    so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

    MemoryCraft AnxietyFree
    lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

    we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

    so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2140 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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