The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Animals Bred:	47	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Star Shards Collected:	50	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2955	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	3639	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Animals Bred:	182	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Potions Brewed:	149
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	667374	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Secret Passages Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Divine Spears Created:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Emeralds Found:	1920
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Towns Built:	6	Dimension Hops:	3

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

play.minecraft.country

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	1446
Runes Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	192	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

TrafoMC.net

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	881439	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

PokeDigital.mc.gg

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

mso.atownyserver.com

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	702
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

play.core-mc.net