The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Towns Built:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	402	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Towns Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

femboxsmp.net

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	275
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

axecraft.xyz:19042

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ores Mined:	6712	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

play.mcdaily.online

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Farms Harvested:	395
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	5418

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

wosk.revivehost.net

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

pryormc.co

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

donutsmp.net:23225

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

play.1vie.fr

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6600
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Void Armor Forged:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7433	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

138.201.55.234

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Farms Harvested:	292
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

play.metamechanists.org

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	274	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

mc.tacohaven.org

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4157	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

po3.craftersland.net

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	New Chunks Explored:	267907
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

play.coldnetwork.net

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mines Excavated:	2188	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

ec-mc.net