The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Star Shards Collected:	158
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Votes:	8342
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Chimeras Created:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Towns Built:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2805	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Towns Built:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ores Mined:	6780	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	5099
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Farms Harvested:	178	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Buildings Constructed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	401
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Ores Mined:	9081	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5859	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ores Mined:	7312
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Magic Items Found:	8642
Meteorites Collected:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

play.minecraft.country

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

TrafoMC.net

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

PokeDigital.mc.gg

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

mso.atownyserver.com