The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4608	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ores Mined:	9279	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6917
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Animals Bred:	151	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1634	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mines Excavated:	1891	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	4

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Towns Built:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Void Gems Collected:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	139	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	3301	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Votes:	3892
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	5

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	9

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2143	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5899
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

play.dreamers.fun