The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ores Mined:	8440
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	8519
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Emeralds Found:	2905
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Towns Built:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	6895
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	65	Ores Mined:	5462
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3295
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Potions Brewed:	133	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	212
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	4343
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	9648

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Towns Built:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Towns Built:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	294	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Runes Activated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dragons Tamed:	4

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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