The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9305
Void Gems Collected:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Chimeras Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Buildings Constructed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Enchantments Applied:	116	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	4317
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Farms Harvested:	562
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Alien Abductions:	5

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1441	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6643
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

play.mineheart.net