The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	38	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Emeralds Found:	6829	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	425
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Votes:	358
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2751

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Love Letters Sent:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Zombie Dances:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Animals Bred:	43
Void Gems Collected:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Farms Harvested:	574	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Farms Harvested:	501
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	298894	Falling into the Void:	0

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchantments Applied:	168
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Zombie Dances:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Towns Built:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	6390
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Towns Built:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1966
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

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