The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	115	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3644
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Divine Spears Created:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mines Excavated:	3704
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Items Found:	5862	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Animals Bred:	104
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4641	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mines Excavated:	3472
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Towns Built:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ores Mined:	1820
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Void Armor Forged:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Animals Bred:	64	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	6411	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	123
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com