The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	6881	Void Armor Forged:	20
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Towns Built:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	New Chunks Explored:	504543
Runes Activated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7021	Star Shards Collected:	185
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Alien Abductions:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

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Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

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SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Emeralds Found:	788
Farms Harvested:	381	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

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InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

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Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Votes:	2748	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Star Shards Collected:	257	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

pokeleague.net

PotionMc

LifeSteal

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Animals Bred:	106	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Gems Collected:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	595
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

play.potionmc.xyz

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Star Shards Collected:	262	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

play.arefy.net