The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	280
Divine Spears Created:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	1946
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

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Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
New Chunks Explored:	621593	Chimeras Created:	4

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SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Chimeras Created:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Zombie Dances:	1

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Potions Brewed:	154	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

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InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3847
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

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Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crops Grown:	6960
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Towns Built:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Mines Excavated:	4867	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

pokeleague.net

PotionMc

LifeSteal

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dimension Hops:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Votes:	2647
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

play.potionmc.xyz

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

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