The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1999
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Votes:	6817
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	4135	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Star Shards Collected:	293
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ores Mined:	1393	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	2691	Mines Excavated:	1908
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	105	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3493
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Animals Bred:	115
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Ores Mined:	6712	Alien Abductions:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7738	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	216

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	197	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ores Mined:	5433	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchantments Applied:	257
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com