The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crops Grown:	7112	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3684	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Potions Brewed:	53
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	81	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1738
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Mines Excavated:	3462
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Star Shards Collected:	296	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Animals Bred:	102
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimension Hops:	4

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Towns Built:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4039
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Buildings Constructed:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9618	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Star Shards Collected:	259	Astral Projections Made:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	210
Towns Built:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com