The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mines Excavated:	2361	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9302	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Enchantments Applied:	227
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magic Items Found:	2823	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	254
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	102
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Items Found:	7797
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9661
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Votes:	9721	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	7756
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net