The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Emeralds Found:	3040
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6277
Enchantments Applied:	199	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mines Excavated:	3832	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8542

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Animals Bred:	38
Enchantments Applied:	215	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Ores Mined:	4431
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Animals Bred:	190
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Void Gems Collected:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Star Shards Collected:	179	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Divine Spears Created:	15	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Animals Bred:	86	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Zombie Dances:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	161	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com