The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Potions Brewed:	184	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	1031	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	37
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	240	Buildings Constructed:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Farms Harvested:	442
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Dragons Tamed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mines Excavated:	3739
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mines Excavated:	3463	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mines Excavated:	1570
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	864
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com