The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	193	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	3449	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Zombie Dances:	8	Enchantments Applied:	174
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Enchantments Applied:	123
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dimension Hops:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6643	Gods Slained:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchantments Applied:	153
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Farms Harvested:	622	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4622	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Crops Grown:	1170
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2703
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	35	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Buildings Constructed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co