The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	603148	Dimension Hops:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	9541
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

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Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	4777	Infernal Machines Built:	0

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1693
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Void Gems Collected:	36
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dimension Hops:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchantments Applied:	262
Villages Defended:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	4622	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

play.dreamers.fun