The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	652	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchantments Applied:	271	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5578	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2827
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ores Mined:	8516

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6800
Love Letters Sent:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Farms Harvested:	279
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Buildings Constructed:	47
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Ores Mined:	1059
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Emeralds Found:	528
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Farms Harvested:	420
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ores Mined:	8539	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3599
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net