The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8481
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Farms Harvested:	847
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Void Armor Forged:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dimension Hops:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
New Chunks Explored:	813473	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Animals Bred:	177
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Votes:	9231

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Animals Bred:	79	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3703	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Emeralds Found:	5703
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	372	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Emeralds Found:	2877
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crops Grown:	8306
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com