The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ores Mined:	1173

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	58	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2736
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1897	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Dimension Hops:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Emeralds Found:	5229	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Star Shards Collected:	158	Villages Defended:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	904930	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Animals Bred:	117	Magic Items Found:	2779
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Enchantments Applied:	290

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	4229	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Mines Excavated:	3236	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Votes:	2643

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ores Mined:	9206	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

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