The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	833
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	2228	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crops Grown:	9160
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6693
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	8748
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	4197	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Buildings Constructed:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magic Items Found:	4964	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Alien Abductions:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Animals Bred:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Animals Bred:	172
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2894	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Runes Activated:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co