The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2445	Love Letters Sent:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7209
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5627	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6635	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Items Found:	4196

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Emeralds Found:	9266	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	35	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	8

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	607125	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Votes:	7416
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	737	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9545	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Void Gems Collected:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Farms Harvested:	957
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	280	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Animals Bred:	114
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	31	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crops Grown:	6977
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

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